Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Dungeon Keeper: You dig some dirt up to make shitty low-income housing for ungrateful monsters that steal your treasure in the vain hopes that they will eventually stop being bat-shit-stupid enough to fight against invaders for you.
TF2: You pick a class, and run around trying to kill people in different colored shirts, praying you don’t run across anyone who can vaporize you (like a Spy, or a Heavy, or a Sniper, or a sentry gun, or an Uber-charged Pyro). Meanwhile, your teammates all faff about at Spawn, watching you get killed for the ten thousandth time.
A hat-trading game with bonus FPS minigame (my brother called it that).
Only because someone else did it first.
Binding of Isaac: You play as a little boy that runs around in his mum’s basement crying on things.
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Ladies and gentleman, a pimp on a treadmill. [more photos from last night]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jmhaA3tT1qdqyxho1_500.gif)
